Rhys: Too old to be a duckling. Quack, quack!
Feyre: *about the Spring Court* Okay, let’s go over there and destroy the place.
Amren: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Cassian: “I’m really sorry about last night. I was just too drunk…” That is a get out of jail free card that you don’t even realize you’ve had until you lose it.
Azriel: I grabbed it, drank all of it, and said, “It’s perfume.”
Mor: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.
Nesta: My dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem.
Elain: Everyone out of my way. I just want to sit here and feed my birds.
Lucien: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them.
Tamlin: Late at night, on the street, women will see me as a threat.
Ianthe: This is an on-fire garbage can… could be a nursery.
ACOTAR Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
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