So yesterday I found out I’m going camping on the 19th, but I still hadn’t gotten my period yet this month. I was really worried about being on my period while camping because it would be super inconvenient and uncomfortable, so I told my body “you can give me the worst period of my life, as long as it comes tomorrow, and not while I’m camping”.

Cut to today, where I am now having the most painful period of my life.

I didn’t really mean it, bitch!! Cut it out!!