something “hilarious” happened to my friend this morning and she was laughing and freaking out about it when we met up at lunch, only she refused to tell me what happened (because I “wouldn’t react the way she wanted me to”)
alright, that’s chill. We disagree on some fundamental stuff so I understand if she wouldn’t want to get into a debate or anything.
only she wouldn’t stop vaguely talking about it or giggling every now and then… but still refused to tell me about it
my other friend shows up at our lunch spot and she won’t tell her either. She’s waiting for our third friend.
finally, the third friend shows up. My friend goes and stands next to her (me and second friend are still right there, not even a foot away) and is all like “oh my god I have to tell you something!” and starts to half-whisper.
Then oml THEN she goes “Oh, [second friend] you can hear this too”….
LIKE?????? I’m standing right here, just tell me too??
anyway I’m pissed and kind of move a few feet away and put in my headphones (because I wouldn’t want to accidentally hear whatever this super secret story is) and I just stand there and eat by myself while they gossip for literally 15 minutes
then she calls me back over “Oh I’m done we’re on a totally different conversation now!”
smh