rhysandsrevenge:

Dear Tempo and Constantin,

I would love to inform you that I am TOTALLY willing to play The Suriel in the upcoming acotar movie.

I’d be the perfect fit; no make up or make-up artists needed. It’s the cheapest option!!! Just give me a cloak and I’ll be ready to go.

Oh you already planned auditions? Cancel it. No need to pay expensive actors. I will do it FOR FREE. There’s no better option, trust me. The suriel…it’s not just in me: it IS me.

For further information please contact me. I am looking forward to your response.

Sincerely yours,

Moi