illyrianrhys:

hello u saucy bastards, here i have a saucy fic from a fellow saucy bastard.

This is Part 5 of my Completely Inappropriate series – you can find the previous parts here

Thank you all for reading, also this is NSFW if you already guessed.

Warnings: shameless innuendoes, kinky ass lucien, a boatload of sexual tension, rhys is a sex god but really he is just needy

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“Jesus fucking Christ, Rhysand. That is not how you peel a potato.”

Rhys blinked. “Isn’t it?”

Lucien sighed deeply. His boyfriend was a kitchen nightmare.

He took the grater from Rhys and replaced it with a peeler.
Lucien was apprehensive about letting his boyfriend help him with dinner, but
after Rhys had groaned and pleaded that he wanted to help out, he had relented.

“You are bloody ridiculous,” he said, as he showed a
29-year-old man how to peel a potato.

It was early evening, and Feyre was going to arrive at any
moment. Dinner was going to be later than planned after Lucien fell asleep on
Rhys, the latter too absorbed in the Chase to wake his boyfriend to make
dinner.

Rhys finished the potatoes, and Lucien ordered him to sit
down and just watch. The potato peeling was too painful.

“Rhys, sit down, I will deal with this.”

“Wow babe, you know exactly how to turn me on.”

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SIAN UR KILLING ME

highlordkaz:

A/N: This is probably the Most American Thing that I have ever written. And I’m not going to apologise for it. This was my life. This is what my summer was like from age 5 or 6 to age 12 or 13 minus cute gf/bf, but my family friend group definitely did the things in this fic. I miss it honestly. So here is fluff, as usual. But also is unedited bc I am lazy sorry Also note that I literally just left Elain out bc I don’t want her with Azzy boy thx so much, enjoy

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Lucien was practically in heaven.

He wasn’t sure what it was like, but it must be similar to this.

Earlier that evening, Lucien had made fajitas for dinner for him, his lovers, and their friends. Rhys and Feyre had helped in the only way they could. They set up the buffet of food. Because it wasn’t just fajitas, not when Cassian was involved.

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This fluff was exactly what I needed

Lovely as always, gwyneth! ❤️