If any of you have not read The Princess Bride (or in the very least seen the movie) PLEASE do now!!!! I don’t think a book has ever made me laugh this hard

for example,

“I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now,”

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“Your father is dying.”

“Drat!” said the Prince. “That means I shall have to get married.”

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“I’ll never love you.”

“I wouldn’t want it if I had it.”

“Then by all means let us marry.”

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“He’ll never catch up!” the Sicilian cried. “Inconceivable!”

“You keep using that word!” the Spaniard snapped. “I don’t think it means what you think it does.”