rhysandsrevenge:

Dear Tempo and Constantin,

I would love to inform you that I am TOTALLY willing to play The Suriel in the upcoming acotar movie.

I’d be the perfect fit; no make up or make-up artists needed. It’s the cheapest option!!! Just give me a cloak and I’ll be ready to go.

Oh you already planned auditions? Cancel it. No need to pay expensive actors. I will do it FOR FREE. There’s no better option, trust me. The suriel…it’s not just in me: it IS me.

For further information please contact me. I am looking forward to your response.

Sincerely yours,

Moi

R H Y S I E for the blog rec thingy :)

(Another anon also asked me for R, H, Y, S, so I’m just gonna do it with this one instead of doing those letters twice! Also, I’m not gonna do any more blurbs along with the recs, sorry! It’s pretty safe to assume that I love all the blogs I mention)

R- @rhysand-vs-rowan

H- @havilliardandgalathynius

Y- I don’t think I follow any blogs that start with y! funny

S- @sncinder

I- @illyrian-bookworm

E- @empress-ofbloodshed

Send me a letter and I’ll recommend a blog that begins with that letter!