Here’s the deal: I’m taking philosophy as one of my electives this year, and since its such an interactive class, we have some pretty weird and hilarious conversations. I feel a great need to share some of these conversations with the world. Here’s a list that I will continually add to 🙂

“… so basically all us humans are like, ‘be my mate, please’“ 

“I like how polite you are about it”

“Do you care what I think about you?”

“No!”

“Then you are free”

“If you don’t know what to do after High School, get a water buffalo and ride off into the sunset”

“If I had a doppelgänger, I’d have to kill it. I must be the ultimate me.”

“Uh did you have a twin? Cuz now I’m worried”

*teacher teaching*

“Wait! Who’s Chris?”

“Did I tell you about the war between the Ethans?”

(he explains how he needs to go into a portal to kill all the parallel versions of himself before some other version of himself does)

“Is that suicide or genocide?”